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charmancler:

what you say: nicki minaj is untalented and a whore
what i hear: i’m boring and misogynistic

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  • me:watching tv show
  • me:looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me:misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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